Vandals!

I have a rosebush.

It is a flori­bunda with deep red–almost maroon–flowers. I’ve been working on it for a few years now, and I prune it when it needs pruning, and I water it every other day, and I feed it and rotate it (it is in a large pot) and clip off dead blooms and whatnot. I care for it, rather like some people care for pets. It is a thing that I am proud of. Proud that I have kept it alive (I have a bad track record with plants); proud that I have been able to transform it from the scraggly little runt I bought at a Home Depot somewhere into a big, beautiful, healthy bush; proud of the time and money and love I’ve put into it. It has been getting ready for its first bloom of the year, which I expected during this first week of June. It had produced more flower buds this year than it ever had in years past. I was really looking forward to it.

This morning, I discovered that some merry prankster had come by and chopped off all the new buds.

Attached image: Rosebush 1

And left the buds strewn all over the porch.

Attached image: Rosebush 2

Thirty-​​two in total. I collected them and put them in a Ziplock in my freezer. When I find out who did it, I intend to present the rosebuds to that person and ask that they pay for them.

The culprit left four buds uncut, all of which are difficult to find as they are hidden among the foliage.

My leasing office seems to know exactly who did it. Because they have received numerous similar complaints of property damage from other residents. I have no personal knowledge, however, of whodunnit, so I shan’t go about casting asper­sions I cannot back up with the photo­graphic evidence.

Hence a new acqui­sition.

I shall set up the camera to watch my rosebush from now on.

The office seems to think it is a particular young person who lives a few doors down. If it is indeed this particular young person who is respon­sible, I should be very, very worried about her sanity. Someone as young as that, able to form the necessary malicious intent to cut of just the buds of my rosebush, and without any prior contact with me, may have the early makings of a sociopath.

Or maybe it is just that young people these days have no concept of property?

My rosebush will recover. But it will take another month before it is able to fully bloom.

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  1. There are some really young kids who are “nihilistic” and disre­spectful of people and property. The parents often deserve to be spanked.

  2. The kid the office suspects is, maybe, six or seven. They’re really hitting the nihilism early, aren’t they?

    As for spanking the parents, I’m consid­ering it. Key Midwestern Swing State Revised Code § 2307.70(B):

    Any person who suffers injury or loss to person or property as a result of an act committed in violation of section 2909.05 [Vandalism], ... of the Revised Code by a minor child has a civil action against the parent of the minor child and may recover in that action compen­satory damages not to exceed fifteen thousand dollars, court costs, other reasonable expenses incurred in main­taining that action, and reasonable attorney’s fees incurred in main­taining that action.

    Only thing is, I can’t prove whodunnit.

    So what’s a good price for rosebuds? $5 a head? $10?

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