The Rules

Rule #1: Never buy a short-​​sleeved shirt, unless it is a polo or a tee-​​shirt. 2:11 PM May 28th 2010 from web

Rule #2: Never buy polo shirts or tee-​​shirts for outer wear, even in summer. 2:11 PM May 28th 2010 from web

Rule #3: You may own one (1) quartz watch for daily wear, but it may not be digital. 2:16 PM May 28th 2010 from web

Rule #4: Leather and fur are made from animals. Get over it. Never buy simulacra. 2:23 PM May 28th 2010 from web

Rule #5: If you have to check the tag to be sure they’re men’s jeans, you don’t want them. 2:31 PM May 28th 2010 from web

Rule #6: Get a damn haircut, hippie. 2:34 PM May 28th 2010 from web

Rule #7: Your shoes must closely match the shape of your feet. Those pointy-​​toed ones are for genetic freaks and Italians in Italy. Not you. 2:43 PM May 28th 2010 from web

Rule #8: Moustaches are native to the State Trooper, the Foreign Dictator, and the Bombastic Senator. Be wary of the cheap imported variety. 2:54 PM May 28th 2010 from web

2010
05/28
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  1. Re #2: What do you mean by “for outer wear”, do you mean out of the home?

  2. Actually, by “for outer wear” I mean “for wearing in such a way as makes a signif­icant portion thereof visible to someone standing within speaking range”, but these are rules for wearing things outside of the house. You may of course wear whatever you like, or nothing at all, in your own home.

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