The Mahmoud Files
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We have coverage on the YouTube. Here they are. I just have to watch them now...
I’m waiting for the video to turn up on the YouTube. In the meanwhile, here are some choice quotes: We don’t have homosexuals. I don’t know who told you we had it. I would have laughed long and heartily on reading that one, but for the fact that it’s true. Iran doesn’t have any homosexuals. They only have dead teenagers. [NB: Graphic link.] We oppose the way the U.S. government tries to manage the world. . . . We propose more humane methods of establishing peace. Indeed? You know, the Nazis were well on their way to establishing “peace” by “humane” methods. [ . . . ]
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The Almighty has filed an answer in the suit against His Holiest of Holies in the 4th Circuit Court of Nebraska. Well, the news article says “filing,” so it could be an answer or a motion to dismiss. I think the latter. Because His Omniscience avers that there is no jurisdiction over His Incorruptible Personage in the Nebraska courts. According to the Clerk of the Court, the filing from the King of Kings “miraculously appeared on the counter. It just all of a sudden was here — poof!” The document lists a Corpus Christi law office telephone number. I’d love to get my hands [ . . . ]
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Everyone’s favorite Iranian dictator is coming to New York City! Ladies, hide your faces and clitorides! I find the idea of Ahmadinejad running around New York like Marlo Thomas supremely disturbing, and I am relieved to know that there is at least one site he won’t be allowed to visit. What is that man doing in this country, anyway? Is he planning another divine-aura-inducing speech before the UN? And do we as a country really want to be in (let alone play permanent host to) a club that lets in the likes of him?