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Via FAIL Blog, this Orange County sign: The refer­ences are to the Orange County Codified Ordinances. The ordi­nances read: Sec. 2–5–49. — Diving/​​jumping. No person shall dive or jump into any body of water in park, beach or any recre­ational area from any pier, bridge, rock or precipice other than at those places desig­nated and posted for diving or jumping by the Director, as autho­rized by reso­lution of the Board of Supervisors. Violation of this section shall be an infraction. Sec. 2–5–49.1. — Landing in water after having jumped or dived. No person shall land in any body of water in [ . . . ]

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Via Prawfsblawg, a story from Reuters India reports that a British official has asked California Governor Schwarzenegger to shut down a Website that she says encourages pros­ti­tution in the UK. Prostitution is legal in the UK. Quoth the official, Surely it can’t be too difficult for “The Terminator” to terminate Punternet and that’s what I am demanding that he does. Patently, Ms Harman is not acquainted with our First Amendment, which is precisely what prevents “The Terminator” from “termi­nating” such a Website. The Website’s owner responds with a brief lesson in free speech, then thanks Ms Harman for the bene­ficial effects of her ignorance: In closing, I would [ . . . ]

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