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1930s Futuristic Fashion Predictions

And candy for cuties! They were right about the cantilever heels, pants, and mobile phones, at least. My favorite is the headlight.

Over-​​the-​​Shoulder Boulder Holder

William Gluckin & Co. v. Int’l. Playtex Corp., 407 F.2d 177 (2d Cir. 1969), is an opinion upholding the issuance of a prelim­inary injunction against Playtex, manu­fac­turer of, ahem, ladies’ support garments, prohibiting Playtex from pros­e­cuting a lawsuit it had filed against Woolworth & Co. for selling brassieres manu­fac­tured by Gluckin at Woolworth’s stores in Georgia. See, what happened was this: Playtex had a patent, and Gluckin (allegedly) infringed the patent and sold the infringing unmen­tion­ables to Woolworths, who sold lots of them in Georgia. Woolworth’s, Playtex, and Gluckin were all New York corpo­ra­tions amenable to suit in New York, but Gluckin was not [ . . . ]

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Funny #1

Q: What’s spineless, blue, slow-​​​​moving, and leaves a layer of slime on every­thing it touches? A: [Link]