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Incompetent Industrials III

Compare & Contrast

Our first production assignment in film school was to film and edit together a silent short, then give it a sound­track that completely altered the emotional response of the viewer. It was a demon­stration of the equally-​​​​matched emotional power of picture and sound. It was a chal­lenging exercise. Today, I present you with two videos, both of which use nearly the same sound­track, but with different pictures. This inverts the exercise. Watch them both, then tell me how each made you feel. Don’t think too much, and don’t try to limit yourself by thinking which is better. Just watch and observe your automatic response to each. [ . . . ]

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Photo of Movie Pirate on Drudge?

I’m looking forward to James Cameron’s Avatar just like everyone else. But when I saw this photo on a Drudge Report headline about the film, I got a little upset. Photo by John Shearer, Getty Images, 2009 Is that person in the aisle seat of the second row video­taping the movie off the screen? Am I the only one who sees this? Never ever ever videotape a movie in the theater. That’s called stealing, and it’s wrong. Never ever ever encourage this kind of behavior by down­loading movies off the Internet. That’s stealing too, and just as wrong. As for the guy with the pizza, I’m going to [ . . . ]

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Zombieland, Paranormal Activity, & The Informant!

Being unem­ployed, I can go to the cinema on a Tuesday morning and see three pictures in a row. This is precisely what I did this week. I saw three films. The theater was also playing Michael Moore’s latest barf-​​​​fest, but I decided that I’ve had nothing to say about Michael Moore for years now and wouldn’t want to ruin a good thing. Zombieland I’ve never liked zombie films much, mostly because they are within the post-​​​​apocalyptic survival genre I could never get into, since they invariably involve some self-​​​​sacrificing dipshit who gets himself killed in order to save the others, or “hero­ically” gets himself infected so he’s [ . . . ]

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Harry Potter & the Half-​​Blood Prince

Spoilers. I did take time out of my absurd schedule to go see Harry Potter & the Half-​​​​Blood Prince at midnight on Wednesday. Which reminds me how irri­tating it is when I go buy a ticket for “12:00am Tuesday” for a 12:00am Wednesday showing. That people and movie theatres cannot figure out the midnight thing confuses and infu­riates me. I know movie theatres count midnight showings as part of the business day preceding, but one would think that in today’s glorious age of fancy computers ticketing and revenue software could be programmed to handle this crap in a more sensible way. The movie. Hm. Looking [ . . . ]

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WALL·E

Beware Spoilers! My sister and I went to see wall·e this afternoon. After the extra­or­dinary success of Ratatouille, I had high expec­ta­tions for Pixar. Pixar has consis­tently offered excellent films with lovable char­acters, engaging stories, and exquisite imagery. When Disney bought out the studio, I was seriously worried that their inde­pen­dence and creativity would suffer — Disney’s in-​​​​house animation projects had been famously bad up to that point. Home on the Range and Brother Bear come imme­di­ately to mind. I was worried. Ratatouille started production before the acqui­sition. I believe wall·e is the first Pixar film produced fully under Disney ownership. When I saw the early [ . . . ]

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Indiana Jones Jumps the Shark

Spoilers, as usual. The sum and substance of my Indy IV expe­rience consisted of me repeatedly chanting at the screen: Please don’t let it be aliens! Please don’t let it be aliens! Please don’t let it be aliens! Guess what? It was aliens. Each of the first three films had a super­natural element–The Ark melted Belloq’s face, the Shankara Stones burned through Indy’s WWII Mark VII British gas mask bag, and the Holy Grail healed Dr. Jones, Sr.‘s gunshot wound. But these were all ambiguous. There was a little bit of magic, but it wasn’t explained. It was almost an after­thought, added to [ . . . ]

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