Archive for September, 2007

Poor? Have a Baby!

Our Glorious American System of Welfare and Entitlement has been, in no small part and despite Bill Clinton’s inef­fectual efforts to the contrary, instru­mental in increasing the size of the Welfare-​​​​dependent popu­lation of this country. If you’re poor, one of the fastest ways to get money without having to do any [Ed: well, much] work is to have a baby. Having more kids means you get more money from TANF, more food stamps from WIC, more tax credits, more free services. Now, Democratic Presidential hopeful Hillary R. Clinton wants to give every baby born in America an automatic five grand. The [ . . . ]

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We Interrupt This Broadcast

I know you are all waiting with bated breath for my exciting new substantive post. Or at least, it amuses me to imagine so. But the Evil Cartoon Bird has struck again. So instead of our previ­ously scheduled programming, we present more ranting about the evils of cable companies. So Wednesday evening there was a storm. Internets go out. Which is dumb, because cable lines are buried. Oddly enough, the TV didn’t go out. I wait a few hours. I call the cable company. I sit on hold for another two hours. At the 1’45″ mark, the Internets come back. I stay on the line until [ . . . ]

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Damn Cartoon Bird!

The Roadrunner decided it was afraid of a little (really, quite minor) thun­der­storm and quit on me for several hours. Which is to say, the Internets were on hiatus and I didn’t notice ’cause the TV didn’t go out. Very confusing. Cable sucks. See my post, The Road to Ruin. Ended up that the WordPress couldn’t save all of my big huge long substantive post I had planned for you this evening, and I lost a big chunk of it. I’ve re-​​​​written most of it, but it’s only about three quarters finished and I have to go to bed. I’ll finish it up tomorrow. In the [ . . . ]

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Now Hear This

Wednesdays suck. That is all. PS: substantive post coming soon!

The Mahmoud Files

We have coverage on the YouTube. Here they are. I just have to watch them now...

First Netflix Experience

I was looking forward to watching Cars this evening. I was excited about it all day. I worked extra hard to make sure I got all my reading done for classes tomorrow. I got home and found an exciting red envelope in the mailbox. Yippee. I set up on the couch, got something to eat, a cold drink, set up the TV and got out the disc. Cracked. Oh the despair! Weep with woe and regret! The agony! Now I must wait until Thursday to see Cars. How depressing. I should get an extra two days on my free trial. All in all, not a great first impression, Netflix. Or Post [ . . . ]

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Mahmoud at Columbia

I’m waiting for the video to turn up on the YouTube. In the meanwhile, here are some choice quotes: We don’t have homo­sexuals. I don’t know who told you we had it. I would have laughed long and heartily on reading that one, but for the fact that it’s true. Iran doesn’t have any homo­sexuals. They only have dead teenagers. [NB: Graphic link.] We oppose the way the U.S. government tries to manage the world. . . . We propose more humane methods of estab­lishing peace. Indeed? You know, the Nazis were well on their way to estab­lishing “peace” by “humane” methods. [ . . . ]

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